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Man sat on a towel on beach, He had no arms or legs, 3 women walk past n felt sorry for him, 1 said have you ever had a hug? He said no, she huged him and walked on, 2nd one said you ever had a kiss? he said no, she kissed him and walked on. 3rd one said you ever been fucked? he said no, she said you will be when the tide comes in!!!!!!!! |
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first they would come back and tell about the after life. Husband died first and makes contact "Gladys" "is that you Fred? "yes Ive come back to tell you what it's like. I have sex then breakfast, then off to golf course, then more sex, I sunbathe, then have sex again lunch romp around golf course, then sex all afternoon. Then supper and more sex" Oh Fred you must be in heaven "NO I'm a fucking rabbit in Norfolk" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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